CNN Zoom Masturbator Who Tried To Bribe Mistress To Get Abortion Laments Demise of Roe v. Wade

Laptops can't get pregnant

UNRELIABLE SOURCES: Poll Reveals How Out of Touch Journalists Really Are

No one loves the media as much as the media love themselves

CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Worried SCOTUS Could Take Away His Right To Bribe Mistress To Get Abortion

FACT CHECK: Leaked opinion would have no bearing on Toobin's ability to bang a colleague's daughter and pressure her to end the pregnancy (in New York state)

Execs Pull the Plug on CNN+ After Just 23 Days

REMINDER: CNN Is a Clown Network Run By Creeps

Disgraced president Jeff Zucker's resignation yet another humiliation for low-rated entertainment channel

This Is CNN: 'Thorough Review' To Decide if Helping Brother Smear Harassment Victims Worse Than Public Masturbation

Jeffrey Toobin kept his job. Will Chris Cuomo? (Probably.)

'Take Time To Be Sexual With Yourself' and Other Self-Care Lessons for Professional Journalists

Poynter Institute course for traumatized journalists advises: "Give yourself affirmations, praise yourself. ... Allow yourself to cry"

ALERT: CNN Masturbator Jeffrey Toobin Doesn't Think 6 Weeks Enough Time To Bribe Mistress To Get Abortion

EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Zucker Outlines CNN 'Code of Conduct' in Memo to Staff

EXCLUSIVE: An Inside Look at CNN+, the Cable Network's Premium Streaming Service Launching in 2022

Subscribers will be treated to an endless supply of groundbreaking content